It is as it is, a terrible sequel to Eathuis' terrible story, this one written by Hollz100 as she tried to capture his artistic style of writing...
Autores notres: dis is a seqel to Ethauis' storry and Mogan feeman vill be playing Gandafl.
-CHALKKPSKoPFFDGTER ONE-
James bnod vas waking ups frm his slumbering slember and gandalf vas sittings on his head so they makeded face sex and jam nobd vas likking gandalfs furry beard and he vas having funs. DEN noo noo cameded out of nowhere wit Jam bond's babe and da bayb sed "you cheateded on me with gandalf, JEAMS BNOD! Now i vill killl yous with noo noo's help. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" she yelleded in crazyness and throwded a knif at him and noo noo hit gandalf wit his hoover sucker tingy and sucked off his berd.
-CATHPER TOW-
Gandalf vas cwying in a twee becos noo noo vas rippeds his beard and his face vas red and stingy andh he vas missing his bareed. RTRTRTRTRTRTRTRTRTRTRTRT went the bab's masheens gunns and laz3r pistels at jaesm bonds face but she keptded missing then noo noo cames to help becaus gaddaalf busy, and noo nooe shoots hoover dust at james bnod's mmouth and he vas choking and the babe vas trowing lipstick. OH NO.
-CHAAAPPAITTPPAAPA KAKFKFKFKTER THRES-
den josh cooms oout of now wehre and he vas killing da babesssssss and eheer hoover vith his radioactiv peeenis. den dey died and jams bnod vas happy and he sayed "SEX ME JOSHUA VILSON!" in happy and he jj=umps in happy and dey maked sex in da air and gandafl falls out of vas tree and dieded.
DA END SAAN.
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