Author: Unknown
Date Published: 2014
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I wuz sittin in da living rum watch sum Grey’s Antomy when eddy ran in nd sed i smelled lik i wuz pregent!
OMG, I cudnt b pregant!
but it wuz tru. we went 2 da walmart nd got a pregnent test nd it sed i was pregent! even tho i had 2 pee on it ewww!
neway so i wuz pregent wiff carl’s babby nd i was soooo happy to hav a litle babby carl inside of my tummy!
but it was hungry for blud and lots of it!
so i had to kill Lauren nd drink all his black person blud cuz blak person blus haz moar nutryants in it cuz dey r darker.
Carl knos all dat stuff cuz hes a doctar nd stuff eddy wuz worred dat i wuz pregent wiff his babby nd carl got mad nd went to his mom’s hose 4 da nite but wen he cam bak he sed it was defintly his nd nut eddy’s so it was ok nd dat nite me nd carl did u kno wat nd he sed my giant pregent belly was virry secksi nd i dint look fat at al
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This is beautiful. I think I may be in love with Carl.
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