Thursday, 30 October 2014

Jamed Bnod: teh badd guys are evel guys

This next story was written by our very own Eathuis (as opposed to Hollz100 who usually does all the work...). It was one of his first attempts and personally one of my favourites and possible the BEST James Bond fanfictiv ever written. Enjoy!

autores notres: Dis es epicc stery. plearse make sugestons abert wut to do nerxt.

CAHPTERER 1
James Bod vas haveng a nice tim wiv his babe wen all of a suden teh evel guys cam owt of no wheere wiv dere machiune gunns and dey wheere lik pew pew pew and Jam bond vas lick RTRTRTRT and dem badd guy budies all dieded and bonndss's babe sext him for 6 house.

CHAPTRERER 2
Der evel bad guys boass was in rage and scremed wiv angry "dam u Jammes Bod!" Teh Boss guyy sent dem more badd guys to fihgt.
Bod notised dem afterr sexy thing wiv herse girl frend dey saw de badd gers and dey scremd in frightening "U shalll dieded badd guyses!"

CAPTPTERER 3
THE LAST CAHPTER…or it is! All dem pepel dieded…even bod…or did he? Gandalf cam and resererted BNOD and dey weree happi for a long tim.
DA ENDDD! Sequel Son!

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