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chaptri un. teh jorney to the hospitale!!11111!!1!1!111!!1
it was a gawjuss sunlit night when UMA had put a knif in PING pongs stomach but she realised dat she still looved him and yellls "PING PO NO!!!!!111!! UMA DOESN'T WANT PING PING TO DIES BECAUS HE IS THE LUV OF HER LIFF. I WILL TAKEDED PING PING TO THE AMBOOLANCE PLACE." dey walked out of teh catflap and PING PING wobled down teh street then he stopped and fell on his fac in teh dirt "WAIT." he creamed and got mud in his mouth and notrils. "vat about the babeh" he says but then unle niggel sprang from teh sprinkler on the dirt and sed "i will lok after yo babe until you is healed". then UMA said "ok NIGLET. (UMA maked nicknam 4 uncle nigel). but vait, how did u surviv when i pushed you of teh cliff?" unvle rick didn't replay and insted he squatted naked and leapt into the roof of teh huose tow atch the babs. Den PIM PIM died.
descomd chapgert. resuccitations and queenie queef.
"hurry doctro, you are all idiot. u must heals my luvly POING PING." yelld UMA wen teh nurses pushed her out of the surgry rom. "how id he got stabbed?!"asks queenie queef who vas siting on the floors. "UMA stabd him in teh belly booton.". "oh. cool." queef master queenie sed and then offered UMA sum juice. "u want sum of ma tarky juice?2. "yeh, it wuld be cool to share some turkeyy jooce wit yow. so quentie took her big suitcass out of her oter suit caseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee and got a turkle. then she vas stranglet his ded bodeys and got the juice and UMA puts her face under the turley to get the juice in her moutn. "fanks." UMA spitted and did the same for her new bbf (best black frend). UMA reachled into sotcase and got loads of sox and a dildo. "dat was ma grana pim's dildo nd she passed it down.". "PIM SONDS LIK PING AND DATS BE THE NAM OF THE LOV OF MY GWELGIESONGEWJ!". sudenly, a doctre walks toward UMA nad tells her "we savved POM POM but-". "NO." saysd UMA "his name b e PING PING" "PING PIM?" "PING PING" "PONG PANG?!" "PING PING" "POM PIM?" "yes." UMA sad. "but ew had to cut off his balls.". "chat? vhy? i lik PING PINGs balls and i lov to play wit them on crissmas and it is a traddition and teh baby liks the balls too and uncvle niple does too! YOU CANT TAKS PING PONEFAs BELLS!" den UMA shot him in the face with a turlkye from queenie queeffds bag but it was tow late...they haf already took PING PINGas bowls.
charntet porn. endle.
queenis and PING PING and UMA gots home and the house was blewn up and niggel and bable were gones. OH NO! the end. or is it?
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