GOOD MORNING FROM UMA.

UMA wokeded up on a bootiful moonlit day. all of a suden PING PING the luv of her liff cameded and sateded down on the rok (that was obvs placed thar but i forgets to mention it at teh begining). "PING PING tha luv of mah liff" shouteded UMA "UMA" shouteded PING PING and UMA said "go and kil sum rabids and PING PING saided "k den i will UMA lol".

Chapertay 2 - PING PING and the mossy buldge

as PING PING was walkeding down tha mossy (well no realy mossy) road he sawded a rabid. "UMA tells me i needed to gets tha rabid" so he chases rtha RABIDT down tha road, then he bumpeded into Uncle NIgel (who had a masive wang); "NIGEL" shouteded PING PIGN in a suprised way. "OH HALLO PING PING" shouteded Unfcle nigel

then all of a suden UMA wobbled toWARDS both of dem. "WAT R U DOING LOL" UMA shouteded. "COLECTING RABIDS LIK U ASKEDED ME TOO" shouteded OING PING. "YA ME 3" jokeded Uncle genil. UMA could no longer be cros wiv PING PING becaus he was teh luv of her liff BUT SHE PUSHED UNCLED NIGAL OFF A CLIFFS


Chaper 3 - Tha awesum ending

UMA and PING PIM gots bak home from colecting rabids and killeng uncle nifgal that dey ferget all abouts tha baby. "THA BABY" shoutded UMA wobbling towards tha crywing babie and PING PING sad "EET WILL GO WELL WITH THE RABIDS LOL" Then frem no whar UMA gasps and stabded PING PING. PING PING ran awey crying lik little baby gurl.

Tha ENDD

Sequel SOON.