lrod of teh rinngs vefrsus straw wars!
autoreses nottred: i vas bord and josef vas vanting LOTR sterry and so i writteded one!
-CHApptEERE UNO-
jar
jra blinks vas walking in the death stare nakked and struttting in teh
hallvays. DEN luke skywaker cameded and vas likk "EEEEEWWW putted sum
clothes on you nastyy jar blinkys!". did mad ja jra angry so he vas RAGE
and he run downed the hall and he gots mankini. he puts mankini on but
it was small and his niples vas showing and dey vas all harry. his
naiiples started squirtin milk and teh milk vas falling onn teh floor
and makes a portal! he loked in da portal but it loked all poopy and der
vas peple making sex so he didnet go in. DEN dart vadder PUSHEdDED hims
and he fells and drath vadet said "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!11!1!11!"
-CHApturo two!: Frodo makes sex: OR DOES HE!?-
froodo
vas walking in the forrest ven he saw jar jar fall from teh skys. "WHO
ARE YOUS!?" he yells in convusion!? but jararj cante ansrew becose he is
deadeds! ganndalf seed him and flew ovver on magikal ponee. "DID YOU
KILLS THIS ALLIENN AND MAKE HIS BLOODS FELLS!?" he aksed and frodop sed
no but ganflaf dint beleeev him! gandlaf tooks his stsff and hits froddo
on heasd but then frodo ses "VAIT!" and he pulls up gandalfs dress anf
started rubbing his pennis wit his little hairy hobbits hand. "oooohhh"
gandalf whispereed and clossed his eyss and den frosdo put his head
under his dressses and vas likking his penis but den he got hair in his
mouth and he chocced on poobes!
-CAAATERR TREEES-
aragron
comes out of teh forrest and he sees froddo baggyy dead under garlafs
dress!¬!¬! "YOU KILLS HIM! he seds amd saw jar jar and trieded to throw
jra jras bodee at gandalf but he jumped in teh portal! argon foolowed
him into tres pootal by slingings himself into teh prtoal vith jar jars
mankini and vas in teh death star! but where vas GANadlg?! finds out in
seqel!
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