Katniss had a strategy. She decided to get fat, so when she went into the games she wouldn't be hungry. When she got into the games, she accidently crossed right next to the Careers. They noticed her and yelled "FAT!" Cato got really scared and screamed like a 6 year old girl as Glimmer screamed like a 60 year old hobo. Suddenly, fat Katniss began to roll, faster and farther as the Careers chased her. Suddenly, she ran over Rue in her backpack. She began to roll up the tree. She noticed something in the tree next to her. Was Rue pointing to something? No. It was just Rue giving her the middle finger.
Katniss kept rolling to the top of the tree. Then suddenly she stopped. She had sat on a tracker jacker nest. Justin Bieber flew by. Because she was so fat, she couldn't really feel it. So she fell thirty – forty – fifty feet down. Onto PEEta and the Careers. Suddenly she farted! POOT! It was toxic gas!
"My nose!" yelled Rue.
Everyone in the arena dropped dead, except for Rue, still screaming "It won't stop!"
After Rue won the Games, she still had one more interview with Ceaser.
"Is there anything you would like to say?" asked Caeser.
"Yes. Thanks to Katniss for killing everyone with her toxic booty. I will now always think of you as Fartniss Everdeen."
Ttttthhheee E Nd
DONUT FLAME
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