Wednesday 12 November 2014

winny teh poo

capter 1: poo and the bigs treee
winneh the poo was shockeds whens he seed a big trees outsides his howse, it was brown and hads lots of leaf! he wented to found tiggar his boyfreidn and dey starteds climing teh tfee. DEN, OUT OF NO WEAR, MORGANS FREEEEMSN HITTED DEM WIT STICK! poo fell and tigge vas RAGE. tiggar climmed back down and gots poo and den dey vas climming backs ven hooge stick HITS DEM AGAIN! "Gett offs!" yelled poo in angryt but it only maked morgsn freman supper fury! moogan stroked his big bloo beards and scweamed, TEHN, master cehf from hallo camed and started shoting dem wit his masheen gun! WHAT VILL DEY DO!?

chpateer TOO: poo and tiggas escapes!?
muster cheif started shoot at poo and tiggs, his gun go RT-RT-RT-RT-RT-RT-RT-RT-RT-RT-RT but poo vas quickly and he pulls tiggar and dey climmed agains! "tank yous!" tiggar said when they reacHEss teh top of treed. poo vas happy and they maked sex for 9 house and it vas gooooood. "yous is getted bettert!111!11!1!" scremed po!. and den dety maked sex again in teh booshes but den tiggar fellw! OH NOO!



chajfewngpfddsnsdjfdnter tree: vill poos cathc tiggsa!?
"NOOOO" yellded poop and he jump doown ahfter tiggar but it vas too late becose tiggag vas dead on teh floor and mogann fdreemna had kills him vith stick. poo vas evem moar angree! poo got stik amd he wavved it in the airs and make spinns nd he hits moogan freemans! morgann fels intp teh tree and his beard vas sufocatting him! he dyed.

cahtper 4: what vill masster cheef does?!
poo vas sad and he vas making sex wiht tiggarss boddee but it vas cold becass he vas deads. sex vas no good but poo vas upset. THEN, muster chehof VAS ANgrY! he oulled outs hihs mashen gunn and he vas snoOTIng at pop! a billet went RTRTRTRTRT in poohs bellee but he vas still ok so he vas jumped lik a ninjar into teh treeds and hit branhc on mistetr chef! "AAHHAHAHH!" masstr cheef yells and teh branhc hited his face and he fells and vsa unconchousse. den pOO criWed on tiggAes bodie aznd his tears vas making teree explod! teh trees explodded and poo vas hapy nd he vent homo aagain to slep in his bed but it vas emtpy with no ktigarrs :(
Ended. OR is IT"?

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