Is this thing still here?

Oops. We seem to have forgotten about this ol' thing. But don't worry, my non-existent staff and I are working on some real awesome content that you'll see here never. Stay tuned for no reason!

2000 Page Views Party (With my friend Terry) - A questionably real bog update - SAY WHAAAAT!?

On the 25th of November 2014 (a little over a year ago), my partner in crime wrote a blog post thanking ourselves for an arbitrary number of page views; I think it's only fitting that I continue this trend. And what better way to pay homage to our (lack of) audience than by recapping what we've done since the last post.

Well... nothing really.

We made this blog to have fun and to show all the crazy and wonderfully bad fanfictions we find on the internet, but we did just kind of abandon it. Education and life kinda-maybe-sorta got in the way, which obviously took precedence over drawing silly MS Paint pictures and writing illiterate stories. However, I'm liking the idea of getting together with Holly to write some mature fanfictions (with the same kind of humour), obviously accompanied by BFF's MS Paint skills. So this may happen in the future. Who knows?

In the meantime, enjoy this picture:

I call it 'Artistic Shroom' (vastly superior to 'Artistic Olive').

Finally, this is Artistic Shroom's more(?) Artistic Brother:

So thanks to Myself, Holly, one person from Germany (clearly Heiter) and a dude from the United States. Couldn't have done it without you.

See you in the future. BAAAAAAAAI.


ps. Yes the title typo was intentional. Probably.

gonna rit new fanfictive

hallo im jish imma go rite new fanfictive 4 u soonn stey tuuned,

Havenet been her in a while.

Hallo. i am back. ish.

Dragon's Tail (Card Game)

We lik totally made a card game. Check it out or succumb to us drawing a BadFanFictives-Style picture of you bathing with 1000 cats.

CLICK TEH BIG WRITINGplease

Katniss Smells Bad

Katniss had a strategy. She decided to get fat, so when she went into the games she wouldn't be hungry. When she got into the games, she accidently crossed right next to the Careers. They noticed her and yelled "FAT!" Cato got really scared and screamed like a 6 year old girl as Glimmer screamed like a 60 year old hobo. Suddenly, fat Katniss began to roll, faster and farther as the Careers chased her. Suddenly, she ran over Rue in her backpack. She began to roll up the tree. She noticed something in the tree next to her. Was Rue pointing to something? No. It was just Rue giving her the middle finger.

 Katniss kept rolling to the top of the tree. Then suddenly she stopped. She had sat on a tracker jacker nest. Justin Bieber flew by. Because she was so fat, she couldn't really feel it. So she fell thirty – forty – fifty feet down. Onto PEEta and the Careers. Suddenly she farted! POOT! It was toxic gas!

"My nose!" yelled Rue.

 Everyone in the arena dropped dead, except for Rue, still screaming "It won't stop!"

 After Rue won the Games, she still had one more interview with Ceaser.

 "Is there anything you would like to say?" asked Caeser.

 "Yes. Thanks to Katniss for killing everyone with her toxic booty. I will now always think of you as Fartniss Everdeen."

 Ttttthhheee E Nd

 DONUT FLAME

"What a good penetration that was!"

maybe i shud find more fanfictons. this is getting out of foot. whar is all the good steries?

"It's in me, Captain!"

i lik capitans. i wunt to b a captine of ma own shipe one day...

"Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong."

i think im starting to understadn wut these mean. y do people keep saying tem to me?